Scissoring is unafrican and some other bullshit

Doesn’t it just fill your heart with all kinds of warms and fuzzies when some fermenting pile of hangover shit names the love between two other consenting adults an “abomination”? Note: by warms and fuzzies, I mean it evokes a type of deep, angry rage that can only be described as foetid and primal (did I mention hangover shit?). So here’s a video of some gals who like gals marching about munching and angry onlookers throwing shade. Oh hang on! My bad- I may have misquoted. After listening to the protest onlooker’s thoughtful and rational critique a second time I heard what he actually said was “…is against deh bye-bool, is abomee-nehshen…”.  Actually, I think you will find the actual “abomee-nehshen” is the fact that you obviously haven’t read anything newer than a 2000 year-old piece of fiction.  Anyhow, this pearl of a comment is followed by a representative for ALL Africans (Africa! your new universal representative speaketh!) who states that if you are a woman and you are partial to the poosay you are “un-African” (obviously). Finally, the official face of methylated spirits took some time out from distilling his dinner through a half-loaf of Sasko Sam to inform us that he would kill his son were he to find out that Meth-head Junior was a ‘mo.

All of this trash was thrown at a bunch of gals who were only protesting against the turds trying to make muff-diving the second most dangerous sport in South Africa (the most dangerous one being politics, obviously).  This is all shown in a teaser (via gaywrites.org) for the upcoming documentary, African Pride, by Laura Fletcher.  This film will deal with South Africa’s complicated political and social stances on LGBT rights.  Also included in the teaser are some clips of a protest relating to the Zoliswa Nkonyana murder trial. Zoliswa was a 19-year-old girl who was brutally attacked and murdered by nine men after a dispute in a bar in Khayelitsha (a large informal shanty town near Cape Town) over whether or not lesbians should be allowed to use the ladies toilets.  This fuckery was postponed in court various (read: too fucking many) times and soon enough, people wanted justice.

Okay, so RANT = ON: This is the problem with allowing stupid people to talk to, or for, other stupid people.  Someone should invent a stupid detector and stupid people should get TAGGED AT BIRTH.  Dumb ho’s talk trash to other dumb ho’s, until one day, nine dumb ho’s kill an innocent woman over the use of a toilet!  What in the actual hell?  If they bothered to Google the Watusi, the Dagara, the Barenda, the Yoruba or the Kamba on their smartphones (note: these are not sex positions, or fashionable club drugs), they would have seen that scissoring and ass-fucking is hardly a new thing in Africa…shit, I actually think we may have invented it! If the dumb ho’s stayed in their dumb assorted houses of worship and talked shit to each other there about how much of an “abomee-nehshen” the rest of us are it would have been fine.  I mean it is your right to talk as much shit as you want about other people behind their back. However, they are taking to the streets and committing unspeakable acts of violence. This is not what Madiba’s long walk to freedom was for. Fuck you for shitting on his dream! RANT = OFF.

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