The Po-Po Are Being Meanies To Tony Yengeni Who Just Wants To Drive His Car, FFSPosted: August 14, 2013
Nothing quite says “Fuck you, I’m rich” with a capital FUCK, like a) driving a Maserati, b) driving said Maserati with no number plates, c) driving said Maserati with no number plates like the highway and every lane on it is your personal property and finally, d) claiming the police have “targeted” you unfairly because you are a “politician” when driving said Maserati with no number plates like the highway and every lane on it is your personal property led to its inevitable fucking conclusion. Yes, Tony Yengeni is back in the news, and has been found guilty on multiple charges of highway douchery. However, he claims he has merely been used as a pawn in some greater political bullshit. The usual line when the Po Po are at the door, and friends are few, is that “dark forces are moving against me!” Well, the only dark forces moving here are the sheer volume of shit pouring from this jita’s mouth! What is it with South African politicians and blaming the consequences of their douchery on the fact that they hold some office? Yes friends, this, like a South African politician in a grade of luxury car that most of us will never so much as sniff, nevermind afford is hardly an unusual sight on our national news highways.
2oceansvibe reported earlier this week that a Milk Stout being loosely gripped by Tony Yengeni was booked by the Po in Cape Town for not having a number plate and also being driven like a doos…because we all agree that it’s difficult operating a motor vehicle when you are mostly lips and pubes, right? A Po Po PR Poes (PPP) had the following to say about this colossal waste of everyone’s time:
They pulled him off for not displaying his front number plate, and as they were preparing to give him a fine, they discovered that the vehicle registration on his window had actually expired. He produced the number plate, which they said he must fix immediately. He had an updated disc with him, but he had failed to display it, so they gave him a R500 fine and a R300 alternative fine.
Naturally, the police are being completely unreasonable and are just picking on this poor man! Victimizing him just because he is an ANC National Executive Committee member (the final boss level of South African politics) does not mean that he lost his booze-given right to be a throbbing prolapse on the road like any other South African that is an ANC National Executive Committee member and hero of the Struggle (the struggle to walk in a straight line, that is). That shit is in the Constitution! …Oh wait, it’s not, you say? Oh, well, judging from how higher-up whores in Joburg and Pretoria treat the CBD like they’re playing GTA: Mzansi Mayhem (Sidebar: I would play the hell out of that game!) I just assumed it was. Guess the joke is on me. For me, read every other fucking user of South Africa’s roads.