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Call PETA! Call Greenpeace!! Call the UN!!! After traumatizing all of Europe Jeannie D has set her sights on the poor defenseless animals of Botswana. – via Twatter

@jennifer_su doing what she does best. #Siphoning #the #fame #from #Blist #celebrities #while #posing #for #twitpics. – via Twatter

As usual, COSATU came up with a revolutionary and awe inspiring idea: Let’s all fuck up traffic in protest against people fucking up traffic. BRILLZ! – via News24

The IEC is actively trying to increase the amount of fucks the country’s youth give about voting. In case you were wondering, the number of current fucks given is not very high. – via Eyewitness News

BREAKING NEWS: The weather in Wales is shit. So shit, that the Millennium Stadium’s roof needs to be closed. How will we cope? – via News24 (Seriously News24? Seriously?!)

The answer to your question is yes. Yes we are very jealous Heat Magazine SA! #lustblackout. – via Heat Magazine SA

The reincarnation of Annie Lennox makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a tampon applicator. – via Twatter

Thanks for the update Rob! Good thing you told us about the shit service at a government department, otherwise we wouldn’t have known. Phew! – via Twatter

So apparently Mother Earth is being made into the environmental equivalent of a bukkake cumslut…and that is bad. – via Mail & Guardian

Oopsie. Looks like Ashanti Mbanga wont be getting to flash her organic 100% recyclable pussy to the Miss Earth International judges in the Philippines after all… :(. – via Times Live

 

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And the Marikana mine saga goes on and on and on and on and ooooooooooooooooon. – via News24

Looks like South Africa’s mass delusion that changing a street name will make any difference has been upped by a few clicks. PLACE names are changing now and 2Oceansvibe have jumped on the bandwagon. Is no hood safe? – via Twitter

The Mail & Guardian is not asking the right questions. They should be asking a) When did the Hawks get reassembled? and b) Why can’t everyone just fucking leave Madiba alone? – via Twitter

Let it be written! People from far and wide will come to Cape Town only to suffocate to death as hoes on the street whip up dense clouds of coloured powder for them to run through! Verily! – via Facebook

STOP THE PRESSES! Half nose, half authentic Italian Salami, Patrizio Buanne, is on Top Billing tonight! – via Twitter

Hougi and Steyna shows us what they are going to do to each other in the hotel room after the wedding reception. – via Twitter

South Africa’s national women’s cricket team beat Bangladesh.  How the fuck do you operate a cricket bat in a Shalwar Kameez? – via Twitter

The Prez confuses the fuck out of everyone by sending the highly cuntested Secrecy Bill back to the National Assembly for redrafting.  Why is he suddenly doing actual presidential stuff like exercising a veto?! Suspicious.As.Fuck. – via News24

The SABC is currently a (extra) HOT MESS but it is not their fault. So says the SABC. – via Times Live

19 Activists for proper sanitation in Khayelitsha gets arrested after doing dumb shit that gets you arrested. – via Times Live

The reincarnation of Annie Lennox embraces her spirit animal. – via Twitter

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