The Entitlement Games Are Off To A Great Start, But Maybe We Should PostponePosted: October 15, 2013
In the dirty-jam-rag-red corner we have the EFF-off Freedom Fighters. In the balloon-red corner we have a group of white bitches who are scared stupid. Both groups are actively competing for the title of Most Self-Entitled Whores In The Nation. It’s too early to tell who will win, but I can say that at this stage it is pretty neck and neck. In case you have been oblivious to this epic clash of the brainless up till now, let me just quickly summarise.
The EFF-off Freedom Fighters, under leadership of Pillsbury Malema, is saying:
The EFF is not a racist organisation, but white people must learn to share…
Crazy white bitches, under patronage of Steve Hofmeyr (white Julius), are saying:
They say we’re wrong because everybody is dying. Everybody is a victim. They’re wrong!
Two issues need to be pointed out here. Firstly, if both Julius and white-Julius could just stop pretending that they are “one of the people” that would be great. Secondly, everyone need to realize that all of this anger and frustration permeating from, arguably the most annoying human beings on the African continent (second to Nonhle Thema of course), is obviously the result of being separated at birth and being denied a childhood together. If someone separated me from my fraternal twin I would be pissed off as well. Therefore, anyone who supports them in their respective absurd self-entitled endeavors are inadvertently enabling psychologically self-destructive behaviour – shame on you. Let’s all rather go home, have a cup of tea, calm the fuck down, and let Julius and Steve work this out amongst themselves like brothers should.