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Gareth Cliff is the least pretentious judge on Idols SA. In related news, the Top 10 finalists of Idols SA has been decided. – via Twatter

The ANC does everything in their power to avoid the closure of a 103-year-old hospital in Durban as a result of shitty management (i.e. they urge the board to reconsider their decision). – via News24

Elana Afrika supports teaching the next generation of South Africans hoin’ skills from a very young age.  This is a cause I can get behind! – via Twatter

Bobby van Jaarsveld shows us the deserted walkway where he takes shots to the face at night (that’s what a “night shoot” is right?). – via Twatter

I can’t believe Orlando Pirates even have the nerve to consider playing in the MTN 8 final while Zakumi is still in a tik-induced coma. – via Mail & Guardian

Dr Mamphela Ramphele, shade throwing extraordinaire and glycerine enthusiast, is keeping the political fuckery going by stating the painfully obvious. – via News24

People are loosing their SHIT over WiFi spots. – via News24

The Prez calls the United Nations Security Council “outdated”. Kinda rich for someone who has hoes in different area codes as per his Zulu tradition. – via News24

The most beautiful man in rugby is back in his jock-strap. – via Twatter

 

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