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Tumi Lesejan turns Randall Abrahams’s ice-sickle-dick into a warm fleshy boner. – via ZAGossip

And so the vultures start to circle. Have you no fucking shame ya thirsty whores?! – via IOL

The radio hostess with the most-ess wants all of you to spill the tea. For those of you who don’t speak drag, he wants you to #RevealASecret. – via Twitter

DEMON OUT: Some church in Limpopo shows us the way, namely that professional psychiatric care ain’t got SHIT on prayer. PRAISE JESUS! – via Times Live

Kendrick Lamar’s tour of South Africa has been postponed. In related news: who the fuck is Kendrick Lamar? – via Zalebs

Someone get on the phone to Ripley’s Believe it or Not! A school in rural KZN DOESN’T have a 0% pass-rate! – via Mail & Guardian

ARTpopcock: South African artist, Steve Cohen, shows the French the true meaning of ART. – via ZAGossip

Jub Jub shows South Africa that his douchery knows NO limits: Claims he’s contracted TB due to poor care. – via Huisgenoot

Roxy Louw will star in a local production of Disney’s Teen Bitch Movie. – via ZAGossip

The Debora Patta of pop culture once again serves some unsuspecting hoes the read of their lives! – via 2Oceansvibe

#LOL: Bitches are still pissed off about the whole Guptagate “scandal”. – via News24

Stop being such greedy fucking whores! So says Anton Roelofse. – via Fin24

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